Misread Job Title OTD: Caution Lab Manager
PSA: The only people who claim “painless waxing” is a real thing are people who have NEVER BEEN WAXED. #somanyads #iwantwhattheyresmoking
Random thought OTD: Every Nissan Leaf should come with a complimentary “Wash is my copilot” sticker.
Misread SubReddit OTD: "A new study has shown that people with altruism are 3x as likely as the general population to have depression..."
Bespoke Bindle is the name of my hipster band that does covers of songs you’ve probably never heard of.
Misread Email Subject OTD: Executive Spanking...
Misread Phrase OTD: Leviathan Refugees