PSA: The only people who claim “painless waxing” is a real thing are people who have NEVER BEEN WAXED. #somanyads #iwantwhattheyresmoking
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I want one.
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Random thought OTD: Every Nissan Leaf should come with a complimentary “Wash is my copilot” sticker.
Read MoreToo cool for my own good
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Bespoke Bindle is the name of my hipster band that does covers of songs you’ve probably never heard of.
Read MoreWhatever Man
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(from January…)
We (coworkers and I) have come up with a new superhero: Whatever Man. Apathy is his super power, and it's so strong that it demotivates any supervillian he encounters.
<Evil Genius> You're too late, Whatever Man! My Ultra Laser Beam of Doom is finished!! All I have to do is push this button, and New York City will be DESTROYED!
<Whatever Man> Whatever, man.
<Evil Genius> ...Wait, what? You're supposed to give me a speech about how evil never prevails, and then try to stop me! Why aren't you trying to stop me?! We're supposed to be having an epic struggle!
<Whatever Man> ...
<Evil Genius> ... UGH! Why do I even bother? I'm obviously not evil enough for you to consider me a threat. I went to all this effort, and you don't even care. I should just go back to living in my parents' basement and playing video games all day. ...Hey, wanna come over and play Street Fighter? My mom can order us some pizza.
<Whatever Man> Whatever, man.
free relationship advice
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irony, or just annoying?
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The irony of having had one of my packages stolen off the front step, is that it had a Celtic knot cross-stitch kit that said "Welcome, friends".
I doubt the thieves will appreciate this.
do not want
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I’m pretty sure I just saw the phrase "twerkology", but the concept is more than a bit alarming and I refuse to go back and check..
DYAC
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regex != reggae
not my fault, this time
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The Everything Index: Kim Kardashian, Guest Eidtor
Headline OTD, and this time it isn't misread, this is AS PRINTED and full of hilars: "The Everything Index: Kim Kardashian, Guest Eidtor"
depends on your perspective...
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maybe someday she'll get it
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After all these years, you'd think Roxanne would get the message that she doesn't HAVE to wear that dress tonight...
best page error ever
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i'm the boss
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Sometimes I do a hard reboot on my laptop just to remind it who’s in charge.
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I used to be a programmer, but then I took an < to the : …
hipster cover band
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"Accidentally Awesome" is the name of my cover band for a band you’ve probably never heard of.
post no bills?
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hard to argue
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please do not break the future...
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"BAM!"
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On a “Kanbam” board, you mark your completed stories with comic book sound effects.
songs my kid sings
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o/~
I don’t really know
How I got my face
I don’t really want it
People think I look weird
But that’s ok
They have eyes and I don’t
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