DYAC

regex != reggae

i'm the boss

Sometimes I do a hard reboot on my laptop just to remind it who’s in charge.

you can't do that

Pro Tip: Computers are smart, but they’re not so advanced that they can execute operations on data you intend to create at some point in the future. In other words, time travel still hasn’t been invented.

creepy computer is creepy

My computer popped up a dialog window, asking "Did you feel that?!" and I found myself wondering if it was coming on to me...