Misread Job Title OTD: Caution Lab Manager
Read MoreNot sure I'd want that one...
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Funny, not funny
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Misread SubReddit OTD: "A new study has shown that people with altruism are 3x as likely as the general population to have depression..."
Read MoreThere's bound to be a market for this...
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Misread Email Subject OTD: Executive Spanking...
Read Morethat would be a big problem
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Misread Phrase OTD: Leviathan Refugees
Read Moreall rainbows all the time
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Misread Headline OTD: FBI Unicorns (something something...)
I admit, I didn't read past "Unicorns".
yet more misread phrases
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Spectacular New Images Show Enormous Glitter On Mars
New Republican Early Detection
Pantless Dirt Removal
Encapsulated Squid Storage
French Toast Awkwardly Grilled
Midget like a boss
Chewbacca Valley Community Center
Emotionally unsuccessful singer-songwriter...
Contestant Power Cycling
A great idea for vintage sins...
Increase Escape Capacity
Flask Tests
Shipped via First Class Minion
Abusively lowering blood pressure...
How to appropriately back up transgender data.
Invisible Vintage Camera Collection
Evaluating butter impact...
misread Pinterest titles
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Decomposing and Repurposing
How to hammer wife for jewelry making, part 2...
...in space!
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Misread Animal Name In A Headline OTD: Twin Unmanned Baby Red Pandas
neigh!
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Thank you, brain, for that awesome misread. I'm going to start calling iPhones "iPonies".
iPonies in the Cloud. FTW.
it makes a bloody mess
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Misread Blog Post Title OTD: How To Make Homicide Cronuts
misread email subjects
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“Methadone Traffic Lights”
“Hooked On Meth kit - Brand new!”
“Eyeroll Tech & Ads”
“Request for the nutjob plugin”
“Random Acts Of Kittens”
“Candida Pharmacy”
“UNISEX LISA Attendees”
“Help conjuring SSH tunnels…”
“Necrotized Sour Cherry Preserves”
“How not to be naked”
“Cannabis Rabies Shots - 17 Locations”
“Can’t save pigs on flickr page”
“Extracting life from variables”
“Parsing trouble into a variable”
“Lithium Damn”
“For Sale: Samsung Catamite”
“For Sale: Ukelele Farm”
“Error: Inhaled Twiki Response”
“Best Offer: Rosewood Kitten Set”
“FREE! Funk Beds, oak Furniture”
“Remediation For Golf Lessons”
“Wanted: Writable Condom”
“Certified Mayonaisian Translator”
“Kitten Cabinet Refacing”
misread headlines
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Stowaway Mistletoe Threatens Galapagos Wildlife
McCain to Oppose Stormtrooper For Supreme Court…
Makeup-Sex Denied Officials…
Super-accurate ultra-micro cooter is almost like the real thing…
Scientists not naked, but not pretty…
Flavored Scottish Terrier Wins Westminster Title
Find great homemade baby recipes…
SF is proposing trolls between the Peninsula and the city.
Scientists have filmed deep-ass creatures for the first time…
Cakes Found in 3 More Southwest Airlines 737s"
Resistance to Jupiter Grows in India
Should Electrons Be Held On Weekends?
Snow Executed In The Sierra This Weekend
How to deflower teabags
The Goats of Sex In The City
do not google this
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Ugh! Worst Misread Sign OTD: Whale Felching. (If you don’t know that last word, I refuse to be responsible for what you find if you do an internet search. Highly NSFW and may require a heavy dose of Brain Bleach.)
pants?
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Misread URL OTD: fonts.googlepants.com
do not want
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Misread Email Subject OTD: Hotflashes and package versions
i want that job
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Best Misread Job Title EVAR: Epic Clarity Administrator.
I don't want to read the job description, because it will never live up to the one I've already created in my head.
mad data science
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Misread Job Title OTD: Mad Data Scientist
i don't think it works that way...
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Misread blog title OTD: 36 of the Best Online Toes to Boost Your Photography
all jeans ever
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Misread Brand OTD: Dammit Jeans
clickbait
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Misread Clickbait OTD: You May Have A Magnetism Deficiency…