Misread Job Title OTD: Mad Data Scientist
mad data science
in misread
dinner time
TheKid: *from the bedroom closet, pretending to be in the Spirit World* SPIRIT WORLD IS HUNGRY!
TheDad: THEN THE SPIRIT WORLD NEEDS TO MATERIALIZE SO THAT DINNER CAN BE DISCUSSED!
TheKid: ... OKAY!!
spreading love
TheKid: Mama, I'm trying to make your necklace fly and spread love all over the world! Bam! It hit me, and now... *collapses in my arms dramatically, batting her eyelashes*
Me: ...you're full of love?
TheKid: Yeah, and love is heavy. I can't get up!
i don't think it works that way...
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Misread blog title OTD: 36 of the Best Online Toes to Boost Your Photography
ideas
TheKid: Wait, Mama! I have an idea!
Me: Only one?
TheKid: Well, I have lots of ideas, but only one that might work out...
all jeans ever
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Misread Brand OTD: Dammit Jeans
snow
TheKid: I wish we lived somewhere where it snows.
TheDad: Why?
TheKid: So we can go snow skiing!
Me: Well, we can go to where the snow is, we don't have to live where the snow is.
TheKid: But that wouldn't be very efficient!
clickbait
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Misread Clickbait OTD: You May Have A Magnetism Deficiency…