I want one.

Random thought OTD: Every Nissan Leaf should come with a complimentary “Wash is my copilot” sticker.

Whatever Man

(from January…)

We (coworkers and I) have come up with a new superhero: Whatever Man. Apathy is his super power, and it's so strong that it demotivates any supervillian he encounters.

<Evil Genius> You're too late, Whatever Man! My Ultra Laser Beam of Doom is finished!! All I have to do is push this button, and New York City will be DESTROYED!

<Whatever Man> Whatever, man.

<Evil Genius> ...Wait, what? You're supposed to give me a speech about how evil never prevails, and then try to stop me! Why aren't you trying to stop me?! We're supposed to be having an epic struggle! 

<Whatever Man> ... 

<Evil Genius> ... UGH! Why do I even bother? I'm obviously not evil enough for you to consider me a threat. I went to all this effort, and you don't even care. I should just go back to living in my parents' basement and playing video games all day. ...Hey, wanna come over and play Street Fighter? My mom can order us some pizza. 

<Whatever Man> Whatever, man.

irony, or just annoying?

The irony of having had one of my packages stolen off the front step, is that it had a Celtic knot cross-stitch kit that said "Welcome, friends".

I doubt the thieves will appreciate this.

do not want

I’m pretty sure I just saw the phrase "twerkology", but the concept is more than a bit alarming and I refuse to go back and check..

...

I used to be a programmer, but then I took an < to the : …

hipster cover band

"Accidentally Awesome" is the name of my cover band for a band you’ve probably never heard of.

"BAM!"

On a “Kanbam” board, you mark your completed stories with comic book sound effects.

songs my kid sings

o/~ 
I don’t really know
How I got my face
I don’t really want it
People think I look weird
But that’s ok
They have eyes and I don’t
o/~