Misread SubReddit OTD: "A new study has shown that people with altruism are 3x as likely as the general population to have depression..."
Misread Email Subject OTD: Executive Spanking...
Misread Phrase OTD: Leviathan Refugees
Misread Headline OTD: FBI Unicorns (something something...)
I admit, I didn't read past "Unicorns".
Spectacular New Images Show Enormous Glitter On Mars
New Republican Early Detection
Pantless Dirt Removal
Encapsulated Squid Storage
French Toast Awkwardly Grilled
Midget like a boss
Chewbacca Valley Community Center
Emotionally unsuccessful singer-songwriter...
Contestant Power Cycling
A great idea for vintage sins...
Increase Escape Capacity
Shipped via First Class Minion
Abusively lowering blood pressure...
How to appropriately back up transgender data.
Invisible Vintage Camera Collection
Evaluating butter impact...
Decomposing and Repurposing
How to hammer wife for jewelry making, part 2...
Misread Animal Name In A Headline OTD: Twin Unmanned Baby Red Pandas
Thank you, brain, for that awesome misread. I'm going to start calling iPhones "iPonies".
iPonies in the Cloud. FTW.
Misread Blog Post Title OTD: How To Make Homicide Cronuts
“Methadone Traffic Lights”
“Hooked On Meth kit - Brand new!”
“Eyeroll Tech & Ads”
“Request for the nutjob plugin”
“Random Acts Of Kittens”
“UNISEX LISA Attendees”
“Help conjuring SSH tunnels…”
“Necrotized Sour Cherry Preserves”
“How not to be naked”
“Cannabis Rabies Shots - 17 Locations”
“Can’t save pigs on flickr page”
“Extracting life from variables”
“Parsing trouble into a variable”
“For Sale: Samsung Catamite”
“For Sale: Ukelele Farm”
“Error: Inhaled Twiki Response”
“Best Offer: Rosewood Kitten Set”
“FREE! Funk Beds, oak Furniture”
“Remediation For Golf Lessons”
“Wanted: Writable Condom”
“Certified Mayonaisian Translator”
“Kitten Cabinet Refacing”
Stowaway Mistletoe Threatens Galapagos Wildlife
McCain to Oppose Stormtrooper For Supreme Court…
Makeup-Sex Denied Officials…
Super-accurate ultra-micro cooter is almost like the real thing…
Scientists not naked, but not pretty…
Flavored Scottish Terrier Wins Westminster Title
Find great homemade baby recipes…
SF is proposing trolls between the Peninsula and the city.
Scientists have filmed deep-ass creatures for the first time…
Cakes Found in 3 More Southwest Airlines 737s"
Resistance to Jupiter Grows in India
Should Electrons Be Held On Weekends?
Snow Executed In The Sierra This Weekend
How to deflower teabags
The Goats of Sex In The City
Ugh! Worst Misread Sign OTD: Whale Felching. (If you don’t know that last word, I refuse to be responsible for what you find if you do an internet search. Highly NSFW and may require a heavy dose of Brain Bleach.)
Misread URL OTD: fonts.googlepants.com
Misread Email Subject OTD: Hotflashes and package versions
Best Misread Job Title EVAR: Epic Clarity Administrator.
I don't want to read the job description, because it will never live up to the one I've already created in my head.
Misread Job Title OTD: Mad Data Scientist
Misread blog title OTD: 36 of the Best Online Toes to Boost Your Photography
Misread Brand OTD: Dammit Jeans
Misread Clickbait OTD: You May Have A Magnetism Deficiency…