The irony of having had one of my packages stolen off the front step, is that it had a Celtic knot cross-stitch kit that said "Welcome, friends".
I doubt the thieves will appreciate this.
I’m pretty sure I just saw the phrase "twerkology", but the concept is more than a bit alarming and I refuse to go back and check..
regex != reggae
After all these years, you'd think Roxanne would get the message that she doesn't HAVE to wear that dress tonight...
Sometimes I do a hard reboot on my laptop just to remind it who’s in charge.
I used to be a programmer, but then I took an < to the : …
"Accidentally Awesome" is the name of my cover band for a band you’ve probably never heard of.
On a “Kanbam” board, you mark your completed stories with comic book sound effects.
I don’t really know
How I got my face
I don’t really want it
People think I look weird
But that’s ok
They have eyes and I don’t
My computer popped up a dialog window, asking "Did you feel that?!" and I found myself wondering if it was coming on to me...